Despite the title, I am not a medical student nor do I get paid to get you off via telephony. I am simply, like so many others out there, attempting to share my thoughts and observations in a public forum. Anyone can get here, much in the same way that anyone can look my number up in the phone book and call me. Like those phone calls from strangers that always seem to arrive after I get into the bathroom but before I start doing my business, I expect most of my visitors will be trying to sell me something completely unrelated to my present activity.

So, I shall dedicate this freshly-minted blog to the fine folks in marketing and advertisement firms everywhere: Saepe ne utile quidem est scire quid futurum sit.